⚽️ Premier League updates from 2pm GMT⚽️ Live scoreboard | Send Daniel an email DanielAn egg walks into a kitchen looking unhappy, so a chef asks what’s up. “It’s the spurtles,” he says. “They beat me.”“What about the forks?” ventures the chef; “Yes, they beat me too,” comes back the response, so there’s a pause while the chef considers. Continue reading...